didihearthereadyset:

So I accidentally said, “my crotch has a hole in it.” Instead of “my pants have a hole in them.” And this guy looked me dead in the eyes and whispered

"It’s called a vagina."

(Source: racingbarakarts)

oeuniverse:

In order to become the supreme adult, you must perform the seven wonders:

  • Public speaking
  • Not being afraid of teenagers
  • Calling the doctor yourself
  • Taxes
  • Arguing without crying
  • Having a normal sleep pattern
  • Having an answer to the question ‘what do you want to do with your life?’

imsoshive:

when shawty send you some A1 nudes out the blue 

image

bubonickitten:

…did i just witness a three-way crossover

yes

yes i did

(Source: lebaratheon)

queerfabulousmermaid:

musingsofanawkwardblackgirl:

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Gordo keepin it real

(Source: tvpixels)